suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

johnschos:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

im gonna send my girlfriend a sock bc i don’t have any hoodies

dobby is free

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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dingle-hopper:

disneyworld-is-my-home:

disney-licious:

(x)

I scrolled past this three times, each time thinking, “No, I will not succumb to the cuteness,” then I looked at it again ………. Oh hang it all! *pushes reblog button dramatically*

I adore cute Stitch, but I love evil violent stitch more =D
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dingle-hopper:

disneyworld-is-my-home:

disney-licious:

(x)

I scrolled past this three times, each time thinking, “No, I will not succumb to the cuteness,” then I looked at it again ………. Oh hang it all! *pushes reblog button dramatically*

I adore cute Stitch, but I love evil violent stitch more =D

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

Happy Birthday David! 
18th April 1971

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

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