psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

yes-i-am-an-actual-dragon:

dalekitsune:

jaredstjohn:

anniedoodles:

Painted my graduation cap, ready for commencement tomorrow! Cheers MIT class of 2014 :)

I don’t even like Peter Pan and this is pretty legit

who the fuck doesn’t like peter pan

Captain Hook

yes-i-am-an-actual-dragon:

dalekitsune:

jaredstjohn:

anniedoodles:

Painted my graduation cap, ready for commencement tomorrow! Cheers MIT class of 2014 :)

I don’t even like Peter Pan and this is pretty legit

who the fuck doesn’t like peter pan

Captain Hook

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

The Black Keys Lonely Boy
The Black Keys
Lonely Boy

musicalblogging:

Lonely Boy The Black Keys

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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